Hipster Mom

If you enjoy scrap-booking, snazzy sweaters, swapping slow cooker recipes, or have any concern what so ever regarding when Garth Brooks next album is coming out you might as well leave now. While I am sure those are very interesting and fulfilling hobbies, the simple idea of them makes me want to fling myself off a cliff. I am the mother of two boys, one husband, and a fish named Phineas. When I’m not busy being uninterested in the status of Jessica Simpson’s relationships or Lindsay Lohan’s drug habits, I work at our design company, volunteer for just about anything you can imagine, run, and bake. I know, I know, running and baking are counter-productive but just imagine what I would look like if my hobbies were baking and sitting on my ass. I think but am not sure that I am the first vice-president on the board at my sons pre-school to display body art, but I can’t be positive. The celebrity I am most often told I resemble is the red haired girl on “That Seventies Show”, but I think it’s mostly the hair. I don’t really see the fun in those “100 things about me” deals you see in the about of many blogs so this is as close as I am willing to get. If you can relate to any of this, please feel free to check in from time to time, if not, please feel free not to.